Suze Victoria

Thu, 25 Dec 2008 11:22:25 GMT

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER TRUCKERS.
My massively obese brother is SAT ON ME. Except for the fact he weighs like 3 stone.
He said
"Excuse me" and poked me in the ribs.

FAMILY ARE ROUND. JONAS BROTHER ANTICS AND GENERAL RUNNING AND BEING CRAZY IS OBVIOUSLY HAPPENING.

It's the third day of Hanukkah and nobody gives a shit.
HARRY MY LITTLE COUSIN KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO THE JONAS BROTHERS IT'S SO FUN SINGING WITH HIM.
Lol my life.

HAVE A GOOD DAY PICTURES WILL FOLLOW OFC OFC.

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 16:58:38 GMT

I haven't posted in SO LONG OMG.
I kept meaning to post, like, I was planning to do a post and upload videos of my dance show but then my mum needed the DVD so I only had time to do one dance and then I just haven't gotten round to it XD. Then I was going to scan all of the pictures that I get done proffessionally every year, but I keep forgetting or being massively too lazy.

In and out of college this week with illness. Nothing serious though so all is cool 8D.

I have no shame in saying I put "Can I Have This Dance" from High School Musical on at work and before I had to teach the kids me and Scott danced around the entire room. And cause we can both dance like, he was lifting me and we were doing massive turns and shit. It was so ~movie like and then just as it finished everyone came in like o ok. It was actually really cute.

College Christmas Party last night. Well. I got fucked (not in the penis entering a vagina kind of way - that didn't happen), so I had a bit of a hangover today but it's gone now. Yesssss. It was actually a really good night overall. I love our college. There's so few of us everyone knows everyone at least a bit and most people either get on really well or don't cause drama if they don't get on that well. It's nice ^_^. I have like three inches of mud on my shoes and I keep finding mud everywhere. Everywhere. And I couldn't take my necklace off so I pulled it off (drunk remember?) so now my floor is just covered in beads and I am a necklace down.

We're putting the Christmas decorations up today. Nat, my brothers overweight girlfriend, is coming to ours on Christmas Eve and like, no one who is not family has EVER been there and we have all these traditions and things and it makes me so sad I really want to cry. But I won't.

I am also in massive debt. Massive. I owe my mum a obscene amount of money - but she's okay with it, like we have a ~routine and stuff. But still. Sux.

I'm happier within myself right now more than I have been in a long time. I don't even really know why. I just feel like my "old self" a lot more. I like it though =).

Okay pointless post is over. I just needed to actually post. Jesus.

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:46:46 GMT

Go sick.

My lips are so dry.

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:11:52 GMT

a. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question.
b. Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

Tagged by Mina. Because she is sexy ♥

1. What are your nicknames?
Suze, Suzi [everyone], Cleary [dancing], Sue [Stevo], Binbons/Gabanti/Willho [Megan], Boo [Mum]

2. How do you style your hair?
Well recently I've been wearing my extensions - 'cause I got bored of my short hair. I like wearing it curly, cause my old hair never ever went curly.

3. What's new in your life right now?
I went shopping the other day and bought looooads of new stuff. Erm, idk what else.

4. How many colors are you wearing now?
MY PJS INNIT. Pink/red check + my TAI t-shirt.

5. Are you an introvert or extrovert?
Edit:
I somehow forgot to change this one HAHAHAH
Extrovert ftw, like 99% of the time 8D

6. What was the last book you read?
I Lick my Cheese - Oonagh O'Hagan

7. Do you nap a lot?
Yes, my sleeping pattern is crazy and I nap so much omg XD

8. If the person you secretly like is already taken, what would you do?
I try to eventually get over them and in the meantime distract myself with other people at parties ^_^. Works okay.

9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
Not really unhappy, but every other emotion on this earth :P

10. What was the last thing you ate today?
Omg these garlic doughballs that like exploded in my mouth. Gross. XD

11. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
excluding breakfast, anywhere between 30minutes-1hour

12. What websites do you visit daily?
lj, myspace, ebay, facebook. lol.

13. What classes are you taking right now? And if you're not in school anymore, what's your job?
English Lit, History, Maths and Biology

14. Do you like to clean?
lol, no. i am awful at it. and hate it.

15. What do you want for Christmas?
i've already got/asked for whatever i'm getting. clothes and stuff.

16. What are you doing right now?
drinking tea and watching angel. ha. what's new 8D

17. Who was your childhood idol?
britney spears. LOL MINA MINE TOO <3

18. What would you do if you see $100 lying on the ground?
GO AND BUY SOME SHOES.

19. What is your dream car?
i'm not much of a car freak. i just kind of like cars that i think look ~nice. HAHAHA TYPICAL GIRL.

20. Tell me something good.
erm erm erm. THE SOCKS I HAVE ON ARE REALLY WARM AND NICE.

OKAYOKAY
I tag:

melish
fishcakebanana
itsme_again
vilgx
music_puppet
meg0rz
laashtray_girl
0_dranzy_0

OKAY SO THIS IS POINTLESS BUT...

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:48:30 GMT

MEL MEL
THERE WAS A DEMON ON ANGEL AND IT WAS CALLED MELISH
UHM
IT REMINDED ME OF YOU
AND I LOVE ANGEL
AND THAT'S IT REALLY

OKAY BYE.

Long time no see.

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 12:30:05 GMT

Hello Fpage
I have well not been keeping up with lj this week.
I've been either a bit poorly or just busy. So sorry, I haven't been ignoring you and if I haven't commented much.
It's cause of that.

Isn't this a really cute photo?
So blaise this week has been overall pretty nice.
- Last weekend was pretty epic. Two parties that were really good.
- Most of this week I have had a major cold but never mind XD
- Katherine's been ill too
- It seems I'm dancing all the time now. Like, it's Monday, Wednesday and Saturday and it seems a lot when you do it. It's going well though so idc.
- I was meant to be going out with my brother Friday night to a UV foam party and he was like, really excited to take me out, but I was off college ill so I stayed in and watched Angel
- My love for the Buffy and Angel series is absolutely ridiculous. I amost know them off by heart and I'm not at all ashamed.
- Omg work. Last week they told me I was getting double what I normally get 'cause I had to take the classes by myself, which I wasn't complaining about. And then this week I arrived and Scott was like HEY I MISSED YOU SO I CAME DOWN TODAY. Which was well cute and it was nice seeing him again. ^_^.
This is Scott

Lol, some of the kids thought we were twins. Ahahah.
- I went to Chris' 18th last night and it ended up pretty good.
- It probably ended up pretty good because of the hangover I have right now.
lol.

How are you guys??
TELL ME SOMETHING INTERESTING.
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

I'm worried I made the wrong decision.

stupidly dramatic post

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:08:35 GMT

Ugh, today was not a good day.
I was really tired when I got up.
I got my maths results and I got a C and I had homework I didn't even fucking know about.
I lost my Pride and Prejudice at one point fucking somehow and the new one hasn't come which is just annoying.
I can't even do the fucking exam work at dancing, it's really stressing me out and ballet is just not going to happen and since when can't I turn on my left leg anymore.
I have a lump on my knee, but that's kind if fun.
People - everyone seemed in moods that just didn't compliment each other today and I ended getting really annoyed/upset and I shouted at Stevo even though he was being lovely to me but then I told him I wasn't very happy so he just hugged me and called me Sue, which is not my name, but he's allowed.
I feel like I haven't seen Katherine in ages and it feels like we've gotten really distant.
Yes this is a stupid emo post, if you don't like it then stop reading it and go eat some nachos.
I'm so so tired but I have homework to do and I will fail Biology if I don't do it.
I also have a headache.

On a happier note
Two parties this weekend:
Blaq and White azn's ~rave~ party, which I haven't got anything to wear for yet. Lol.
Jessie and Joe's ~J Party~ which is going to be funnnn
I have a bit of money rn
Katherine had a go at Alice Heath which was amazing cause she was being an absolute twat and incrdibly unnecessary
I love my extensions 8D
XDDD

THIS WAS POINTLESS I APOLOGIZE

God I haven't updated in so long XDD

LOL FUN TIMES

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 21:11:33 GMT

TV: "Name something you do with your shoes off."
Me: "Have sex."
Dad: "I usually keep mine on."
At this point I was disgusted and thought, HA I shall get you back father.
Me: "I don't."
Dad: "You don't have sex."
Me: "Six months with the same girl? I'm not a nun, Dad."
Dad: "You are disgusting."

HAHAHAHA GUTTED FOR YOU DAD.

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:43:27 GMT

ANOTHER PICSPAM JUST TO KILL YOUR INTERNET
We got a couple of pictures from one of our dance rehearsals
These are just from in our class
Some are really good
And some are just hilarious
^_^

I'm the short haired one with spotty socks for those who don't know XD

UNATTRACTIVE. The first one is bad hahaha.

That's Gabz, Chelsea and Rachel

And again.

Hahahha Goddard and Chelsea
GODDARD LEFT AND IT BROKE MY HEART OMG.

The ~boat. LOL.

I look retarded XDDD

Rachel.

Agaaain XD

You can see me in the background of this unfortunately

Me and Beth.
I like this one.

Same again guys.

LOL FACE.

ACTION SHOT. Sucks that it's so blurred.

Lollll.

I know you don't care about these. I just think they're good pictures so fuq u, skip this post XDDD.

THIS IS EPIC.

Hello, I am a whore.

Roxanne.

Etc etc.

Shit yeaaah. My socks.

I LOOK LIKE A BOY.

This one I also like.

OKAY SO AGAIN, IT'S ALL OVER.
That was pointless I know.
But I thought some were nice ^_^

I LOVE YOU GUYZ
<3

SEXY TIME

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:08:18 GMT

So, Gav's 16th was Saturday. AND IT WAS MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED. Hardly anyone was there and they weren't very sociable so we kind of decided to take over the party. Me and Megan danced in the living room a lot and people left as soon as we did.
LOTS OF NAKEDNESS WENT ON TOO HAHA.
So here I give you miiiiiiiiillions of pictures.
Any of you who have Katherine added will have seen SOME
But she left out some of the most hilarious/raunchy ones.
SO I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.

But omg srsly this is VERY IMAGE HEAVE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 8D.

It was music icon fancy dress.
I was 80s Madonna
Dranz was Cyndi Lauper
Katie was Avril Lavigne
Megan was Kana

HOKAY

This wig looked like a really good hat actually.

We are amused.

Fiiiiiit, lol we can see your tonsils man.

Seductiiiiive.

This is Dranz, Katherine, Me and Megan.

OMNOMNOMNOM.

LOL SRSLY RIGHT. Me and Megan look like twiiiinz here. I just look like a blonde version of her.

Haha. My favourite people ever.

Ryan XD

I WASN'T DRUNK AH SWARZ.

Megan and Draaaanz.

GAV THE BIRTHDAY BOY He was slash.

OKAY THIS IS ATTRACTIVE. I look like I'm taking a piss and my arse looks a very odd shape.

MEGAN LAUGHED.

BUT WE NAILED IT.

BOOBS.

Dranz tried Gav's wig on.

Take 2.

KATHERINE LOOKED GENUINELY GOOD IN THIS WIG.

I love this picture ^_^

My nose is grotesque but I lovvvveeee her.

AHHAHHAHHA. SORRY.

REDREDREDREDREDRED

By this time Dranz was drunk.

J20 LOL

I'm actually genuinely not kissing her. HONESTLY NO REALLY.

idc, i like your hands OKAY

HA HA. SEXY.

Oh. Dear.

ORGY. Ryan was shitting brixxxxx.

My arse once again looks AWFUL. OMG PUT IT AWAY. Everyone else looking seduuuctive. XD

Drunk Megan.

Drunk Suze.

Drunk Katherine.

TAKING ADVANTAGE

MEGAN DOING THE SAME.

LOVERS.

WE HAD NO RECENT KISSIE PICTURES AND I LOVE THIS ONE.

ha, i talked.

You're so paaaaaaaaaaaale and irish.

IT'S 6 MONTHS ON TUESDAY.

MEGAN YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE SAYING "HEY" FROM NARNIA

MOST ATTRACTIVE PICTURE EVER.

"THINK FAST" not fast enough i c

KISSY KISSY

SEXY. I KNOW I'M LUCKY.

I ENJOY THIS XD

ME AND GINGER SPICE (Harriet)

Why does ~Scary Spice~ look disgusted by my very existence AHHAHHA. She probably is 8D.

Think fast.

MEGAN LOOKS SO DRUNK. She was actually just crawling.

KATHERINE IS TERRIFIED OF MY CUDDLING.

THIS WAS MAYBE WHEN WE PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE.

And 'cause everyone else is doing it:
DRUNK DRANZ IS DRUNK.

etc.

I have a really bad headache and it srsly won't leave.
I can't do my maths omg. XDDD
However, Katie just sent me a picture of
"Katie <3 Suze" written on the window of her bus
AND IT MADE ME SMILE WAY MORE THAN IT SHOULD HAVE.

That is all for now children.
<3

Stop epiphnaizkjzizizing into me.

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:32:14 GMT

Feel better soon bb
~WELCOME TO THE ILL SIDE~

Okay, so quick update on life.

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:00:31 GMT

- College is really good. I keep saying I'm sick of it and I'm going to drop out to sell myself, but tbh, I do love the people there.
- I overheard Bav saying "I've heard people but a fiver bet on whether me and Shelly would get together" in maths and I laughed so loud I almost died.
- On November 20th I am having a heart monitor fitted for 6 days. I bet anyone five million pounds Katherine will play with it. At the hospital they said nothing is physically wrong with my heart like it's not too big or deformed, but I have a really high heart rate and other shit so that's why they need to fit it.
- The people on my bus have decided we're going to have "Ask the bisexual a question day" everyday. Omg I'm not joking, they named it that. It started cause the crazy cadet guy (lol love) wanted to ask me loads of questions after going on about school trips and stuff. And today I got on the bus and he went OH I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU ABOUT BEING A BISEXUAL. And I was like lol okay. And Liam went WHAT IS IT? ASK THE BISEXUAL A QUESTION EACH DAY?
- His question was can i have a boyfriend as well as having Katie...at the same time. That one annoys me. I was like, lol no it's still cheating wtf. XDDDDDD. And he didn't understand why it was LOL
- My bag is falling apart. O no. I need a new one but I am skint and Katie's birthday is coming up so I am going to control myself. XDD
- Megan is bringing back lycra leggings ofc, with my help. OH YEAH, what are you going as to Gav's?
- Calum Owen really does have unnaturally soft arms.
- I did my dancing show the other week and everyone in the world seemed to love Roxanne XD <3
- This has gotten longer than I planned XD
- I live on ebay srsly
- I put a noodle on Jonny's head and now he's planning to like, kill me or something
- I seem to be just getting more and more ticklish/sensitive it is hilarious. Yet less sensitive to pain SHIT YEAH SUPER SUZE.
- Mel and Mina are going to follow Panic around the UK, and they are so crashing at mine for the Manchester date. That night would be intense fun all round. 8D
- Some people actually think Mr Cleary is my Dad.....lol

Okay that's all I can be arsed with.
Hey guys, what's up with you? What's going on? Big news?
I love you lot <3

HELLO EVERYONE

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:06:45 GMT

LONG TIME NO POST
I TRIED TO POST YESTERDAY
BUT ELJAY WAS BEING A GAYFACE LOL

Okay so, VERY IMAGE HEAVY, NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY. GUIZ YOU WERE WARNED.

THESE ARE FROM TAI... AND WE THE KINGS ( + THE MAINE)
BEFORE THE SHOW
WE WENT FOR A WALK TO THE SHOP AND TOOK PICTURES XD

NO CHINZ.

SAFETY FIRST YOU GUIZ.

INSIDE

THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE IN EXISTENCE THAT HAS BOTH ME AND GAV ON. NO JOKE.

THE DRUMMER OF THE MAINE

THE LEAD SINGER OF THE MAINE. HE BROKE HIS WRIST FALLING OUT OF A TREE OR SOME SHIT.

TRAVIS FROM WE THE KINGS

GROUP PHOTO AT THE END
MINUS KATHERINE AND JENNY
CAUSE THEY'D GONE ALREADY

Lol okay that's it
SORRY FOR THE HUGE SPAM
AHAHAHAHA
<3

REDEEMING MAHSELF

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:16:42 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINA BB
YOU CAN STAY AT MAH HOUSE ANYTIME
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAL
MAZEL TOV

Oh and here's a meme for you

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 23:39:15 GMT

'Cause my posts make little sense 8D

Secret Meme

There are 30 questions.
Answer each question with one name on your flist.
Next to each number, write only the name of the person who fits.
Delete the questions, and just post the answers.
Don't tell the questions to anyone who isn't doing the meme.

1. melish?
2. meg0rz
3. Probably itsme_again
4. 0_dranzy_0
5. fishcakebanana
6. itsme_again ....not as much anymore tho.
7. ashbaby_brown
8. melish or brendons_butt fuq u, i can have 2
9. itsme_again
10. meg0rz
11. ashbaby_brown O AND authors_wishes *grumble*
12. itsme_again
13. stfxup_lauren
14. Wait what? idk idk ashbaby_brown
15. simpleyetcolin lol
16. brendons_butt?
17. rydenfan T_T
18. christina_queen cwidt?
19. itsme_again
20. itsme_again
21. what?
22. irdgi
23. No one?
24. I have a feeling tip_painter might.
25. melish do ur thang gurl~~ XD
26. AHHHAHA itsme_again
27. meg0rz I think I'd say
28. Uhhh I know itsme_again would like to see it ~the other way round~ XD
29. itsme_again ~this doesn't count though~! XD
30. WELL. SOME OF THOSE WERE RETARDED. LOL SO MANY SECRETS TONIGHT AHAHHAHAHHA. I LOVE YOU GUYS SRSLY.

Another Update. Lucky you.

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:54:27 GMT

Aloha!
Anja's party was pretty intense.
It was really lovely ^_^
I had about 868847747293 people ask where Katherine was.
But she doesn't like parties so you know XD.
I don't like being lonely, but who cares about that.
ANYWAY 8D.
LOL ROB AND NAT GOT BACK TOGETHER SO FAST I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO ANNOUNCE THEY BROKE UP.
Rob cheated on Nat on Holiday.
Then dumped her.
Then decided to get back with her.
I was bored throughout the whole thing as I knew this would be the outcome.
Mum was shitting brix.
She fo' srs cares more about Nat than she does about me.
I wish I was joking.
But, hahah, sadly I am not. Lol.
Today was okay, I had a good day at work and got paid WAY MORE than expected. Yayyyyy show bonus.
Then mum had a big dickfit about paypal or some shit and she fucked up doing something so I OWED HER £45?????
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. n.
Anyway, that's sorted now, and I am quite rich again.
I just looked slightly right and there is an advert saying "Why Am I Fat?".
I laughed very hard.
I GOT MOLESTED SO MUCH TONIGHT GUIZ YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
Like...it starts off funny. And then it really isn't.
Anja asked me to join her ~clique. Apparently you have to be fit, and there are rules like mean girls. But we get a couch. Well then.
It's Sunday tomorrow.
Well, today.
I HAVE BEEN SUPER BUSY.
I LIKE HOW YOU ASKED IF I WAS STILL COMING TOMORROW. Of course I am.
How the fuq else will I see you?
My mum and dad keep yelling at me.
Then my mum was like YOU SEEM LIKE YOU DUN WANT TO BE HOME, YOU ONLY SEEM HAPPY WITH FRIENDS.
That's cause you are being ridic and I cannot stand you guys right now, HAHA K?
However...
Lol my mum bought me some cardis today YAY. Ahhaaa.
My white jeans are so dirrrrrty.
Right well, this was very boring.
NIGHT NIGHT FPAGE. EVEN THOUGH IT'LL BE DIFFERENT TIMES WHEN YOU READ THIS.
LOL.
<3

Isn't it annoying when you care about someone way more than they care about you?
And when someone else is something they don't know they are?
And then someone knows exactly what they're doing but play innocent?
And some are so oblivious they wouldn't notice if you died.

Audy Trip Yo'

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:06:10 GMT

HONEY I'M HOME

Okay, so maybe I didn't tell you I was going away.
I WENT ON SOME ~BONDING TRIP WITH COLLEGE FOR TWO DAYS. IT WAS SOME ACTIVITY PLACE.
Blaise, I went in a cave, did some team activity thing and then went on a big ass walk.
The walk would have been fine, but we got absolutely drenched like no motherfucker knows.

I am in form 12G, which has now made me believe I am a GANGSTER.

Me and Katherine found this Cat, omg so cute you guys. Like it was a kitten and kept wanting to be picked up and it was dead fluffy.

This is my wallpaper. Thanks sexy. You know I love it.

Me and Riz escaped to a bench and no one would come with us to the kid's play area. YOUR LOSS. This was the view from the pond where we found the cat. It was a really cute view, except there was this huge pylon thing, but we ignored that. XD.

OKAY THAT'S IT GUYS.
I know I haven't updated in about 8765456787654 years and I apologize.
Sorry XD

<3

GCSE'S MAN

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:21:10 GMT

Blahblahblah results XD

Right so here we go:

Maths: A*
Art: A
History: A
English Lit: A
English Lang: A
Biology: A
Chemistry: A
Physics: B
Religious Studies: B
French: B
German: C

So I got into Audy, and I am very happy.
I was pist I didn't get an A* in History, simply because I thought I had and I was gutted.
BUT, I got a B in French which was very unexpected 'cause I suck at languages.
SO IT ALL BALANCED OUT I GUESS. XD

Riz and Megani are coming over at some point.

PLUS, I get £315. Winnnnnnn.
I will probably spend it all on clothes or some shit. 8D.

How well do you know me~? meme

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:25:11 GMT

How well do you know me?
So this is more of a meme for you than me LOL
I'll make it a ~competition~ XD
Alternatively just do it because I love you <3

Your name:

Where did we meet?:

Take a stab at my middle name:

How long have you known me?:

When is the last time that we saw each other?:

Do I smoke?:

Do I drink?:

Do I curse?:

Do I believe in God?:

When is my birthday?:

How old am I?:

What was your first impression of me when we met?:

Colour of my eyes?:

Do I have any siblings? (bonus points for ~details~):

What's one of my favorite things to do?:

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?:

What's my favorite type of music?:

What is the best feature about me?:

Am I shy or outgoing?:

Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?:

Do I have any special talents?:

Would you consider me a friend/good friend?:

Have you ever seen me cry?:

If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?:

Are my parents still together?:

Have you ever hugged me?:

Have you ever kissed me?:

Would you kiss me?:

Do you miss me....do you think I miss you?:

What is my favorite food?:

Have you ever had a crush on me? (this originally had "if you are the opposite sex" on the end, excuse you):

What's your favorite memory of me?:

What is my worst habit?:

What do I hate most?:

Who is my celebrity crush?:

What was your first thought of me?:

If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring along?:

How well do you think you've done?

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 01:35:27 GMT

Blaiseically I have just renamed
Just because I can
I don't know why
And I don't even care
I don't know why I picked this, I just felt like it.

So you can all suck my dick, because I feel sick again.
I'm going to bed, but I'm not going to sleep.

I don't want to go to work on Monday
And I've basically given up.

HELLO. I really don't care anymore.

I fucking wish I didn't have a conscience

Community.

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:18:12 GMT

OKAYOKAY GUIZ IF U LOVE ME
plzplzplz join
suqnineshrimps
IT IS BASICALLY THERE FOR YOU TO POST WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

PICTURES, OPINIONS, RANTS, MACROS, NUDES, ART, BANDS, OUTFITS, STORIES, HOW YOUR DAY WAS

It'll be good YOU NO U WANT TO.

plzandthankyou.
<3

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:54:05 GMT

Okay, so I'm calm now.
I was sick once, emoed to my Riz, she sang to me on the phone and talked to me and shit.
She's gone to bed now but it made me feel better.
Right okay, I'm in my panda nightie and I've had a smoothie, I should be okay.

LOL.

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:08:37 GMT

Okay okay, hi I'm home.

Blaiseically, my chicken chow mein looks like it's been raped up the ass crack by an elephant because my brother drives that manically. I may as well have shat on it and thrown it on the windscreen.

However I didn't. And it tastes very nice so it's all good.

So so so so. I went to see Narnia today, PREENZ CASPIAN. Second time man. Third time tomorrow. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Me and my sexy had a reet day today. We took so many pictures that are useless it's unreal.

I may or may not post them. I am lazy. Blagbalhabalha. etcetc youloveme.

I just went to bowling and got 4 strikes in a row on my first 4 goes, I still managed to lose. BECAUSE I SUCK THAT MUCH DIQ.

69

Jordan just typed 69 because he is immature and likes my dick.

I got up at like 9.30am RIGHT OKAY THAT IS SO EARLY FOR ME YOU GUIZ.
I went to bed at like 2.30am and couldn't sleep, which is pretty early, except I planned an early night.

BECAUSE I WATCHED BLACK CHRISTMAS. I know, I know it's not a scary film. BUT PASSED TWO AM MY MIND GETS IRRATIONAL AND I GET SO SCARED OMGOMGOMGOMG. So I was like curled up in a ball in bed. And I Text my loving, caring girlfriend who obviously replied to calm me down and send her love (SINCE SHE FUCKED OFF TO SCOTLAND *cough*). Except that is not how it happend, she ignored me.

Yes I got your text blahablahablahb I was at a show asfhsig i no i no suq 9 dix.

Okay so I'm not even drunk.

Okay so, I might have to sit down.

Okay I'm sat down.

I need to brrrrreeeeeeeeeeeathe or I may faint.

I might actually go be sick, 'cause you know - not feeling too hot man.

Okay fo' srs brb dyin'.

Loveandkissesandsexandheadandallthatjazz.

Alphabet.

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:46:09 GMT

A moment today made me realise, my GP calls my mum Jane, without having to check her records. They are too close man.
Before Rob was dancing to Kylie Minogue. Lol.
Carrots. Lol u wun gid it.
Dad was being a wanker today, and he hurt his back. HA KARMA.
Everyone is acting like Summer is going to change their lives. Man , it's not even sunny.
Fucking Nat ate my chocolate. Lol trust that fat cow. Eatcing chocolate should not be her priority with that figure.
Going to Tenerife on Friday for two weeks. Drama.
How old is Blonde Brad? 14 or 15? Lol I bet we gave him his first ~live sexual experience~. Ahahha.
I hope Jed saw us in your garden Katherine.
Jaw ache. Owowow. I have chewed too much chewing gum. Lol wow.
Katherine, I'm very sorry I left my glasses at your house. 8D LOL.
Lovebite.
Megan Highcock. I hope you've read me ~comment now.
Nick Jonas, how are you 15? That is not even right.
Omg I love this song. (oh yeah Hizbert, are we not gunna bother with ATL?)
Panz's mum was being a whore today, mine did something ~similar. And it is not fun. XD
Question. Who has a rose? Me.
Rose was going to be my "R". So instead. "HI SIAN. HANDS UP IF YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE." I love you.
Scott.
Tea + sexy dancing is harder than it looks you guize.
U. COZ I CAN'T STOP THINKING BOUT U GUUUUURRRLLL. That text made me smile :)
Vair excited for the Georgia Nicholson film. Shame I have to wait 7654678865678765678 years for it.
Why does facebook hate me? I dun get it.
Xxxxx here have some kisses this list is very hard.
Young children shout at you if you swear, then you say SHUT UP and they get scared.
Zzzzz bed time for me.

Why I did that is beyond me. As now, I've probably missed out shit I planned to say. WHUTEVER.

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 23:29:46 GMT